-greendaypunk:
tragiccaseofmyreality:
dearlybeloveddeathbat:
anthonyaayteez:
princess-jeina:
holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
Oh my god hold me this is scary shit
And so it begins, 2012, the year of the zombie apocalypse.
good thing i have a zombie kit handy with me at all times
Oh shit y’all, we’re all gonna die. (Source: c0nfirm3d, via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
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You:
hi
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Stranger:
hey
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You:
wanna cyber
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Stranger:
Depends are you a girl? ;)
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You:
ya
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Stranger:
And okay then, you start?
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You:
i come into ur bedroom
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You:
and ur sleeping
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You:
and i crawl under your blanket
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Stranger:
I'm still asleep
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You:
u feel me pulling down ur pants
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You:
and u wake up and smile
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Stranger:
I kiss you gently, still sleepy
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You:
then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
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You:
cutting off your penis
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Stranger:
wait
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You:
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
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Stranger:
Then what...?
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You:
I HATE YOU
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Stranger:
I didn't cheat
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You:
you bleed to death in your bed
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Stranger:
i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
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You:
nobody ever knows what happened
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You:
i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
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You:
the end
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Stranger:
I have a mercedes?
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You:
not anymore faggot
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Your conversation partner has disconnected.
(via misterkhanh)
tanlines-:
The fray are perfect
(via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
(Source: -shr00ms, via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
(via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
(via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
(via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
(via witharmsandeyeswide0pen)
I WANT ONE SO BAD. (via misterkhanh)
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